[Facebook] STOP TIPPIN’ MAH COWS

So, I couldn’t resist, so you guys get 3 stories on 2 nights. I had the idea before the status, and it took me a while to find a status to fit it. Enjoy! — Status update: In the middle of the country The clock tells him it’s in the middle of the afternoon, a […]

[Facebook] Ask me something, redux

So I really didn’t like that last story, so I decided to do another one. Hope this one came out better. — Status update: i’m super bored so ask me something [link] Beg your pardon? Yeah, that’s my super power. I know, it doesn’t sound like much… No, I mean, my hearing isn’t what it […]

[Facebook] Ask me Something

I’m not really happy with the way this one came out, but that’s what you get for 30 minutes, and when you write the ending line first. Anyways, it’s time to try and get a reasonable amount of sleep. — Status: i’m super bored so ask me something Who are you? It had been a few […]

[Facebook] Leeks and Home

Two-fer-one night! Status: I’m finally home. — Home. You should be happy you’re home. That’s what they said. That’s what they all said. They never had to come home to empty cities. Empty streets. Empty building. Empty people. He had to fight. Fight a war. All by himself. Well, that wasn’t true. The leeks were […]

[Facebook] Dream Chaser

Status update: Chasing after a dream! — “You’re what?” “Yeah, I’m a dream chaser. It’s my 9 to 5, you know.” Wiry smile. “Never would’ve thought you the type to go chasing dreams. What gives?” “You know me, I was always the deranged romantic,” he said with a bit of a smile. Of course, that wasn’t […]

In lieu of an actual post, have a story

Have a story. Haven’t forgotten about that (yet). I’ll update with more information on everything later. The story’s about a woman talking to her imaginary friend. Had an interesting time noticing that I’m developing an idiosyncratic style. ————————— Status: “let it go…” Me: “Like this.” She dropped the stone into the pond, watching the ripples […]

And an even later update! For a story!

Okay, I just felt like I had to do one. Here ya’ll go. Status Update: feeling lucky to be single 🙂 Response: “You’re doing it wrong.” He wiped some of the dust out of his eyes, probably a bit of the bank that used to be a few meters to the left. He *thought* that a […]

Tired Friday #3 – Arduinos, Breadboards, TP, and soldering

Okay, so friday, right. First, I edited an arduino program so that it should read a frequency from a spinning thing-a-ma-jig (look, I’m really tired for some reason), and adjust the power delivered to the motor that spins the thing-a-ma-jig with PWM. It depends on if we can get something to switch fast enough; transistor, […]

Screwing around on facebook

So, after this story, I swore that I would not write a story until I had some serious inspiration, since this story is pretty damn derivative. Well, I held out until today. Have my massively derivative story. Friend: is loading on the tea in hopes to avoid the sickness Me: Well, it started with the […]

Friday what?

Okay, so I have absolutely nothing to show for this Friday. I hung out with friends, and didn’t do anything productive other than burning bootloaders into 2 ATmega168 chips. And, I wrote a new story! Friend: is reminded again that “to be lonely and to be by yourself is not the same thing.” Me: Ghosts, that’s […]