So, it’s been a REALLY REALLY REALLY long time since I’ve done a story, so I stayed up to 3AM to bring you guys this one. I’m somewhat out of practice, although no one might notice since the noise in quality is so much more than the signal. Ha. Enjoy! Edit: man, it’s really short, […]

Hi. Have a story. It’s rough around the edges, but I think the fundamental idea is of at least some interest. No, a foot soldier wouldn’t think like that, but I didn’t want to waste time trying to get into character. — Status: remember it’s just a game! you don’t have to scream like they’re actually […]

Two-fer-one night! Status: I’m finally home. — Home. You should be happy you’re home. That’s what they said. That’s what they all said. They never had to come home to empty cities. Empty streets. Empty building. Empty people. He had to fight. Fight a war. All by himself. Well, that wasn’t true. The leeks were […]

Status update: Chasing after a dream! — “You’re what?” “Yeah, I’m a dream chaser. It’s my 9 to 5, you know.” Wiry smile. “Never would’ve thought you the type to go chasing dreams. What gives?” “You know me, I was always the deranged romantic,” he said with a bit of a smile. Of course, that wasn’t […]

Okay, I just felt like I had to do one. Here ya’ll go. Status Update: feeling lucky to be single 🙂 Response: “You’re doing it wrong.” He wiped some of the dust out of his eyes, probably a bit of the bank that used to be a few meters to the left. He *thought* that a […]

Inspiration strikes, I post. friend: milky way > boys me: You don’t expect me to seriously believe that, do you? It’s not a question of belief, it’s a question of whether you’re capable of debriefing her. She’s covered around a million parsecs crisscrossing the galaxy over 90 of your years, so she’ll be out of […]

Instead of sleeping, I wrote a new story. Here’s an older, experimental one: Friend: feels highly unmotivated – no inspiration right now. Me: I know just what you need! How does a juvenile sea dragon sound? The salesman came from behind: facing the wall, there was no way out without breaking several generally held social […]