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Instead of sleeping, I wrote a new story. Here’s an older, experimental one:

Friend: feels highly unmotivated – no inspiration right now.

Me:

I know just what you need! How does a juvenile sea dragon sound?

The salesman came from behind: facing the wall, there was no way out without breaking several generally held social contracts. Escape would have to wait until he made a mistake.

Such a pet will highly motivate you! If you don’t feed it, it will eat YOU! Ha! Ha! Is that not hilarious?

Maybe such an egregious man was not bound by the contracts, and striding off would be a possibility. Or not. Better not find out. If only she were here

Eh? Juvenile sea dragon not good enough for you? Well, adult sea dragon wont be good, too violent. Gotta get em young!!!!

So young. Excited, able, fascinated. the world seemed to slow its spin, and nothing was impossible Knowing is one thing: experiencing is another. It was so long ago when she left, when, looking at the calendar tells only a year of passage. Damn hounds.

Gia’t man-eatun sea slugs?? Dem shore can make yer busy!!!!1 Deyal sukers ur brains straight out if you dunt keep bobbin!!1!

So this is what it comes down to A hollow shell Trying to keep secrets closed and keep the weapons out of the wrong hands. the hounds are closing in though and nothing will keep them back when they find this city Maybe she got off easy.

YUPPERS!!!! WEZ SHURE GOTTEM! KILLUR CHIHUAHUAS!1 YESH SHUR REE!% WE GOSH DURN LUVS!!! DEM 2 DEZ!$2 HAR HAR HAR KEEP UR 0N UR TOS!!!!!!!!11

spark of inspiration to fight to protect she would have done it but inspiration runs thin and drips drips drips from the eaves and the hounds come maybe it is not so bad they will wash the world and make it new and make it new where she died just before safety but now no one is safe why did none of the agents know she was the only operator

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Good times. Even though I wrote this a few days ago, I can now not read the last paragraph. I do know everything ends in vaporized tears, though.