So I decided to take a bit of time out from the programming project of death, and do a laptop review.

Earlier, I reviewed HP’s dm4, and eventually decided I wouldn’t keep it, mostly because of the battery life, prodigious thermal output, touchpad, and the salmon hue the chassis took on under certain lighting conditions. Credit, though, where credit is due: HP is really, really cool about their return policy. 30 days to return for refund, which is just plain awesome. Such a long grace period to test-drive machines should not go unrewarded, which is why I felt bad about returning the laptop to jump ship to another manufacturer.

After spending a bit more time surfing around the nets (note to self: hate laptop shopping! HATE LAPTOP SHOPPING WITH A PASSION! from your past self), I finally settled on an Asus. However, the cheaper Asus models I was looking at had this… weird keyboard configuration, where the enter key was stretched vertically instead of horizontally. That was quite the deal breaker for me, since once I get into a coding zone, I hit enter all the time. Placing it farther away is probably one thing I wouldn’t want to get used to. Hence, I went with the more expensive Asus u33jc-a1.

First impressions (admittedly skewed, since I’m writing down experiences from a few months ago): hmm, looks nice. The wood facade doesn’t look that real, and it’s somewhat difficult to see that it’s wood if one isn’t looking for it. The partially-metal chassis is a nice touch: now, if only the entire thing could be made of the same…

Weight-wise, picking up the laptop for the first time was a heavens-open-and-angels sing moment, as the chassis had just enough heft to not float away. And then I picked up the battery and it turned into another laptop. However, it’s advertised as getting 10 hours, so I’m fine with the introduction of balance/rotational momentum issues around the hinge of the computer.

Second impressions: the keyboard is pretty good, it feels better than the HP keyboard, which felt kind of sticky. The keys are kind of loud, but not overly so. The media keys overloaded on the arrow keys is somewhat strange, and it’s getting me into strange habits, so it’s a very, very slight negative. The screen size (13") is a nice balance between portability and size/resolution (another 1366x786), and the screen brightness is a little less than some other laptops I’ve owned, but still turns out fair. The touchpad is initially interesting (hey! it’s covered with wood!), but becomes annoying until you learn where exactly in the veneer the touchpad extends.

Interestingly, I swapped out the SSD that had OS installs from the HP laptop, and they mostly worked fine without tweaks. Windows required some more drivers, but it displayed a video signal, and linux just ran like there wasn’t any change in the underlying hardware. I suppose that once you have a live CD that runs most everywhere, it’s not very much work to have installs that also run most everywhere.

Another note on OS disparities: linux boots and shuts down faster than Windows (SSDs are so nice! yeahhhhhh), but Windows has much better battery life than linux (7h vs. 5h, with wifi on. Once you take out the wifi, it boosts to something like 8h on windows). Also, linux runs hotter than Windows: take what you will from such qualitative measures.

After a few more impressions: the wood is very hard to take care of. For instance, the wrist rests on the laptop soak up oils from the bare skin, and it starts to act like hard plastic and with regards to oil, which was one of the qualities I didn’t like about my Dell. The outer shell hasn’t fared much better, since it picked up all sorts of dents and scratches without much effort, which detracts from the aesthetic feel of the laptop. However, the rest of the chassis is still solid, and my only other gripe is the bevel around the screen, which is made of the annoying smooth plastic.

As for innards, rendering out scenes with Blender drives the CPU to around 90C, which probably isn’t that great for any of the electronics. Rendering with only 1 core lowered that temperature to ~70C, which is acceptable, but means that I’m not going to be rendering out any huge animated scenes soon, at least with this machine. I’ll have to look into getting 6-core machines sooner than later…

Oh, and the RAM situation is less than ideal: the maximum 4GB limit is already grating against my needs. However, since I’m planning on not using this as my workhorse machine, the limit shouldn’t matter much.

tldr; The Asus U33JC-A1 is a solid machine, slightly more expensive than needed, but aesthetically pleasing in several ways with only a few cosmetic blemishes and without compromising efficiency.

Oh hi. Since you’re reading this, you probably know that my old laptop died and refused to be resurrected without a bit of magical malarky involving increasingly higher sums of money. Being a good consumer, I decided I’d instead shell out for a bit better laptop, as my friend the lower-end Dell Inspiron was starting to grate at my edges: another budget laptop seemed to be just asking for more of the same. Of course, I didn’t go that much higher: I’m still a student, after all, and I’ll be a cheap bum at heart for a while yet. I sprung for the HP dm4, with a few modifications thrown in to make it palatable to my inner power user.

First impressions: damn, it is pink! I know, I should be above that, but my inner man-child was still unnerved by the unpacking. After seeing my friend’s HP, which was quite definitely silver, I thought those dm4-is-pink haters were just being silly. They aren’t; such a shade of light red can bring burly men to question their masculinity. Of course, being a refined gentleman instead of a burly man-ape means I don’t have to care. Maybe. OH GOD THE COLOR IT BURNS MY EYES

Second impressions: damn, this mouse pad really does suck! I thought the reviewers were being, I don’t know, whiny or something. Surely such a small problem is trivial, right? Especially when the reviewers still suggested the Envy 14 despite the problems with it. Nay, HP’s mouse pad really does suck. It doesn’t pick up gestures, which is one of its selling points (not for me), and the buttons are just not going to see very much use because some UX engineer decided it would be a fantastic idea to extend the capacitive-sensing area into the buttons. I can work around it, but such an integral part of the laptop shouldn’t even be noticeable.

Next impression: this keyboard feels weird. Not such a big problem, but while I’m airing my grievances, I might as well be thorough.

Fingerprint reader is somewhat annoying: I’m probably not going to use this. Disabling it is only 5 minutes away, but really, I don’t feel quite like doing it right now. I will have to do it, though, or the constant accidental swipes across it that pop up a setup wizard are going to drive me insane.

The i7 seems to run a bit hot, even when I’m not pushing it, and the 6GB of RAM is going to be very useful. I haven’t run very rigorous tests on the battery life, but it seems to be draining somewhat quicker than I was hoping (15% in 30 minutes, so a potential total of 3 hours. Not very long when I’m used to going for 6 hours between charges). Video card seems to be so-so so far: it couldn’t handle the stupid HP flash intro very well (a better approach would have been FUCK YOU, USER. YOU’LL LEARN TO USE A COMMAND LINE INTERFACE, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. Really, that would’ve been the better approach here). Haven’t done any Blender work on it yet, so we’ll see how that goes. The switching mechanism between integrated and discrete graphics is less than perfect, although it seems that it could be solved by software update.

The screen is somewhat small: I guess grabbing snatches of work on 21" monitors makes the 1366x768 resolution seem puny by comparison, but it still irks me that there’s no 1600x900 option for most sub-15" laptops. Definitely shelling out for a higher-res screen in my next laptop iteration. 14" seems like a good form factor, and the weight seems very reasonable (4.4lb).

The metal case is pretty cool, but that review that claimed it was ‘mostly encased in metal’ was wrong. Not that I’m complaining, since the plastic shell of my old laptop picked up all sorts of crap way too easily, which a semi-metal chassis should solve.

A number of my grievances are probably going to be solved tomorrow, when I will probably get the SSD that I ordered and do clean installs of everything, which means all the crappy software that comes with the laptop will be gone and I can install Ubuntu (good idea install Windows 7 and then Ubuntu).

All in all, it’s not an absolutely terrible laptop: I’m guessing most people would be fine with this laptop. I’m fine with it, too, for all it’s shortcomings (or maybe I just don’t want to go another day without my own computer?). I got some pretty nice internals for a pretty good deal (I essentially swapped out an i5 for an i7 for no increase in price), and I’m guessing that once I beat someone to death with this very light-red laptop, no one will question my sexual orientation. Maybe.